Veggy Bitch: TOASTERIA

If Veggie Bitch could ask for a mascot, surely it would be a sassy little wedge of toast holding a margarita in its hand. Toasteria covers all of the three C's in the expat culinary arts:

Cheese, Choice, and Cheap.

The line is firmly drawn in the sand. Rice begone! There's no more excuse to save money and settle for Chinese food. Expect dozens of savory options as Toasteria blends the mellifluous tastes of the Mediterranean the same way an alchemist might dream of calx and phlogiston. Toasteria will mesmerize you with 1001 toasted incarnations that threaten to unseat tofu as the most diverse character in the culinary theater. Enter hot cheese and his harem of delectable sides. Not convinced? Try one of the many salads, grilled salmon, or just get a fish 'n chips if you're that thick. Trust me, get toasted.